by Pat February 18, 2003
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Noticing a fellow male in the locker room has a pronounced globe-like cockhead.
Noticing a fellow male in the locker room has a pronounced globe-like cockhead.
by Michaelangelo December 1, 2004
Get the bulbween mug.Another name for Bullsquid. Sometimes spelled as two different words. A fictional two-legged creature from the popular game Half-Life. They have 5 red tentacles surrounding its mouth and spots running down its back. The High definition model for the bullsquid has two spikes at the end of its tail, but the original has no spikes. If you get too close to one, it'll bite and toss you backwards. If you're not within biting range, it'll constantly spit acid at you. If you're near death, the bullchicken will finish you with a gibbing tail whip instead of biting you. Bullchickens are agressive, but also easy to kill. Bullchickens are amphibious creatures. They're also attracted to radiation and are often seen in radioactive waste pools. They feed on headcrabs. Also, if a bullsquid sees any gibs within its area, it may stop attacking and eat them. Bullchickens may attack each other if there's more than one in an area, possibly for food or for mating. They live in a place called Xen. Bullchickens may be vicious, but some may not attack humans, and may actually be more scared of them than humans are afraid of them. For example, when Gordon Freeman was accidentially teleported to Xen for the first time after the Resonance Cascade, he saw two bullchickens, but they did not attack him. Another reason for their agressiveness towards Humans is that being on Earth probably had them scared and confused, due to the fact that they haven't gotten used to their surroundings. It is speculated Eli Vance, one of the survivors of Half-Life, had lost his leg in a bullchicken attack.
by OmegaXMKII September 1, 2008
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by paul andrews September 13, 2006
Get the bullshit profession mug.A sort of banter where two people have a convo about something which they both know is total bullshit, back and forth, to the point where they're not sure whether to believe each other or not.
"we haven't spoken for ages"
"its a crime!"
"we'll have to run off together, get away from the police!"
"yeah, how about new york"
"sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots"
back and forth, scoring bullshit tennis points for random examples
"its a crime!"
"we'll have to run off together, get away from the police!"
"yeah, how about new york"
"sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots"
back and forth, scoring bullshit tennis points for random examples
by D81 January 14, 2008
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Golfer #1: That shot i made was amazing!
Golfer #2: Yes, i concur, that shot was a real Bulleshy.
Example #2:
Girl #1: I love this new shirt its totally Bulleshy!
Girl #2: I know that totally fits you!
Golfer #1: That shot i made was amazing!
Golfer #2: Yes, i concur, that shot was a real Bulleshy.
Example #2:
Girl #1: I love this new shirt its totally Bulleshy!
Girl #2: I know that totally fits you!
by TheGiwiNinja June 14, 2011
Get the Bulleshy mug.A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick
Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick
Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent
My friends dad has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 26, 2012
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