Michaelangelo's definitions

bulbween

Representative of a weiner with a large, bulbous head.

Noticing a fellow male in the locker room has a pronounced globe-like cockhead.

Damn, that guy had mad bulbween going on!

by Michaelangelo December 1, 2004

banandine

1. Obtain 15 lb. of ripe yellow bananas. 2. Peel the bananas and eat the fruit. Save the skins. 3. With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the skins and save the scraped material. 4. Put all scraped material in a large pot and add water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a solid paste consistency. 5. Spread this paste on cookie sheets and dry it in an oven for about 20-30 minutes. This will result in a fine black powder (bananadine). Usually one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking three or four cigarettes.

Follow the recipe, get high.

by Michaelangelo February 4, 2004

Pre-Fight Doughnut

An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle

Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."

by michaelangelo November 30, 2004

chopped

to be fucked from mass quantities of elicit substances, feeling the effects of euphoric sensations.

I was so chopped at last night's rave.

by Michaelangelo July 22, 2003