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Blue Stuff

"Hey, can you bring me a glass of some Blue stuff"
by MSF. January 11, 2020
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Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.
The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.
by jaydeflix September 22, 2016
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Get the blue

Action: Being the first person to the shitter in the morning. Usually an office or business setting where facilities cleans the bathroom at night and leaving the toilet clean and the water is blue with cleaner.
Today is a good day, I was able to get the blue before Ben came in and stank it up.
by Rugby420 October 10, 2015
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Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.
Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues
by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011
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Ink Blue

This is a car color in the UK (usually on an Asian brand) that, although has blue in the name, is actually purple. People who have this color of car get disproportionally upset when it is referred to as blue and have a sulk that lasts for days. It is usually a middle class white man who drives a car of this color.
Person 1: Hey, what color is your car? Person 2: That's Ink Blue. Person 1: No its not you blind twat, its purple. Person 2: NO ITS NOT ITS INK BLUE, STOP CALLING IT PURPLE, ITS NOT PURPLE, IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK PURPLE.
by The_Truth13** June 21, 2019
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blue gype

The blue Lavatory fluid used onboard aircraft washrooms.
Buddy was doing the Lav on the Airbus when he dumped the blue gype all over the ramp and himself.
by francodeman December 2, 2013
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Blue Boxer

When a chick tries to leave you with blue balls but you ain't having it and beat your dick on their face until completion.
Indie tried to start the lawnmower but not cut the grass so I had to give her the ol' 1-2 blue boxer combo.

My balls was starting to ache and she had to leave soon so I gave her a blue boxer shower.
by Blue Boxer April 3, 2019
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