Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.

“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”

by slam blasted August 12, 2025

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit faced.

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!

by txbe September 14, 2025

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit-faced. Obliterated.

Daryl: "Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!"

by txbe October 7, 2025

Blasted

To be high out of your mind.

My friend was over last night and we got some blasted.

by Polly Wog November 8, 2025

Bliss n blast

When you're laying on the bed, hands behind your head, totally relaxed getting an awesome toe-curling blowjob and you finish with the other person gulping down your massive sperm load.

Dude, I got a bliss n blast from a freaky couple last night! She sucked me off while he licked my balls and rimmed me.

by Watchinfool November 19, 2025