Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

bengal balls

Testicles that have been inadvertently sprayed with insecticide or other chemical agent as a result of mistakingly grabbing the insecticide or other offending spray instead of the anti-fungal spray. The name is a reference to Bengal Gold roach spray.

Ahhh my bengal balls burn . I grabbed to Bengal spray instead of the Lotrimin.

by Vato-Electric March 26, 2021

pissy balls

When your dick so small you piss on your balls

Guy: I bet that nerd has pissy balls
Follower: YEAH!

by black nigger balls November 29, 2021

Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

Ball Up

To play a pick up game (football, basketball, etc) at a high level.

My boy Matt went to go ball up in the gym today. Nobody could stop him because he was on Xgames mode.

by Jiggeroll May 21, 2022

Ball Waves

Ball waves appear when your beating off and your nutsack tightens up, producing a rippling effect on the exterior surface. The appearance is that of ripples and waves as found in the ocean, only they're on your gonads instead.

Dude, this chick had me wound so tight, I gotz da ball waves.

by Goatblasterman September 12, 2009