The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025

dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
by xDSMILE February 17, 2010

fun game that le sunshine probably plays, it is also a good game for Jameso B. the 3rd becuase he is very smart.
block blast. Leborn is also the goat and I like him.
block blast. Leborn is also the goat and I like him.
by Casper the leborn James November 19, 2024

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
