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5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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Force 5 Domination

Domination so severe that all five senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste, are all completely overcome and rendered useless. Annihilation to such a degree that the victim feels they are unable to use all five senses in an effort to defend or control themselves, i.e., the feeling of being surrounded by complete darkness as if in a vacuum due to overwhelming domination or intense pleasure.
Derek: Have you seen Braveheart?
Steve: You mean the movie where William Wallace Force 5 Dominates the English Army?

Justyn: You ready to play some Madden?
Ryan: You ready for the Force 5 Domination?

Teresa (Lying in bed)
Mark (Walking into bedroom): You ready to be Force 5 Dominated?
by Force5Dominator April 16, 2010
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5 o'clock Charlie

When your boss does somethnig just as you're about to clock out that fucks up the rest of your day or weekend. Typically, this is comprised of a request for you to do some work and is due to laziness and/or lack of preparedness on their part.

This is a reference to an episode of MASH where the enemy would fly in everyday at 5 o'cock and drop a bomb on the camp's garbage pile.
Darcy is such a shitty boss. She came in to my office just as I was clocking out and told me she needed the last 2 weeks of bank records before I go. She knew about this request a long time ago but since she sucks as a manager and a human being, she thinks it's okay to routinely drop these 5 o'clock Charlies in my lap.
by ImaLuzer June 9, 2018
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JV 5-stock

The act of winning a 4-life Super Smash Bros. match without losing any lives or taking any damage; a superior variation of the 4-stock, in which no lives are lost but damage is taken.
James: Man, this guy crushed me in Smash!
Luke: Yeah, he didn't just 4-stock you, he JV 5-stocked you!
by CoopSoup March 30, 2021
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5 billion hoes

The ultimate status of a chad, one who has achieved so many hoes that it is unbelievable how chad one man is.
Yo I heard Michael has 5 billion hoes wtf??
by Ram57 May 20, 2021
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Nep-5 Token

NEP stands for “NEO Enhancement Protocol.” The number “5” is simply a revision that everyone has agreed upon. It is also the version through which the enhancements are added to the platform. This revision also added the support for NEO powered cryptocurrency tokens, similar to what Ethereum was doing until now. The best cryptocurrency exchange to trade Nep-5 tokens is on Rubix.io exchange. A NEO standard protocol that governs the essential functions that a token should implement to be used within the network. For example, any token based on NEO should be NEP 5 before it can be traded or exchanged with different parties or on the exchange. This also includes necessary actions including balance checks, token approval, transfer and so on.
I prefer to invest in Nep-5 tokens rather than ERC-223 tokens.

My favorite place to trade Nep-5 tokens is on Rubix.io because of the user friendly interface.

All of my Nep-5 tokens are going to the moon.
by NeoEnthusiast February 11, 2019
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5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
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