you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

Green Bastard

After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.

Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!

Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?

by smoke tough mcgee toker puff November 22, 2011

Big Bad Bastard

Someone who does not know how to make up a definition for words.
Yes im talking to you whoever it is that writes those stupid definitions.

You're okay at writing definitions at least your not a Big Bad Bastard.

by Repercussions September 22, 2006

bastard neck

1.foreskin
2.A person who is an asshole.

My parents forgot to tell the doctor to
remove my bastard neck when I was born.

by kracr September 26, 2003

Sheep Bastard

Someone who gives Irish Wrist-Watches, but at a cost, instead of their own pleasure. This person is generally a cheap person, and or, is very obnoxious.

Dude, nicks dad is such a sheep bastard. He wouldn't even burn me that copy of avatar because he didn't want to waste a disk!

by Gramondorf February 26, 2010

Cock Sucking Bastard Fucker

A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.

John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!

by TheGuyWhoMakesBabies May 20, 2011

Twisted Horny Bastard

Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.

wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard

by Turn of event August 10, 2016