Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022

suck attack

When someone comes in to your house, sucks your dick, and calls you gay

My neighbor hit me with a suck attack, and now all my friends think I'm gay

by The Dick Unsucker October 7, 2021

Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

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by "><h1>Professor</h1> June 10, 2022

Lack Attack

Lack attack is when you catch yoself lackin while gettin caught

Damn that mf just had him a lack attack

by LilKnoLack May 30, 2022

Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015