Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

by A fucking mess January 4, 2019

i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

Joke

Your life

Sienna:"what's a joke"
Matilda:"your life"

by Sissygurlie July 23, 2017

joke

just look in the mirror and you'll see what the joke is,

joke is something your mom and dad made

by Hentai_gang April 8, 2020

Joke

See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.

(actual convo)
Me: you see though, my friends will get the joke.
Mom: You're a joke.
(See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.)

by nota13yrold August 4, 2018

joke

a "joke" is a humorous sentence/line.

take a fucking joke dickhead

by AlexGay December 20, 2021

Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.

I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke

by b e e n u s May 20, 2025