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Half-pipe Special

The act of laying on your back on the bed with your feet up over your head secured by the headboard so it enables you to suck your own dick.
Man, I gave myself a crazy half-pipe special last night. Now my back is killing me.
by getfisted December 11, 2012
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half a stretch away

The distance of onehalf of a city block.
yo,man! we already made half a stretch away tryin' to find those guys! Let's go home!
by William Warney July 7, 2009
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Half-Life 2

1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...

People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's
Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.

On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...
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Half-Life 2

The sequel to the best-selling Half-Life, which was released for the PC and Playstation 2. A game developed by the company VALVe, it was due out in September of '03, until the script code was stolen. The FBI has joined in the hunt to find the stolen source code. VALVe is hoping to have this game out before Holidays of 2004, but it may be early 2005 before we see the light of it.
Half-Life was a great game, and Half-Life 2 will be even better, with increased graphics, new enemies, and new weapons.
by chaosKahn February 24, 2004
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half past noon

Just another way of saying 12:30 PM. 1230 hours in military time.
Person 1: I'll meet you at 10 o' clock.
Person 2: How about later? Around half past noon?
Person 1: That's fine, see you at 12:30 then!
by Bowly Bowl July 19, 2014
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Half Dollar Hoe

When someone is a hoe, but a cheap hoe.
by Settingerrr October 2, 2019
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sawed a bitch in half

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.
Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!
by Barncat6969 January 13, 2017
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