alaka’i

alaka’i is a free soul who enjoys dressing as a peasant. everyone loves him and he is known for his spectacular ways with the tuba.

alaka’i is so sexy! i wish he would play me the way he plays his tuba!

by youresus January 17, 2022

Alakai

Handsome strong and brave known to be strong

Alakai is awesom

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Alaskan Gutterskunk

A man who finds pleasure in a women farting during anal.

Johnny is a such an Alaskan Gutterskunk. Amy farted and he didn’t last 10 more seconds.

by Claytorious January 8, 2022

Alaskan Shrekmantha

When you cut a hole in the front of your shrek body pillow and then fill it with shampoo and proceed to fuck it until you cum 10 consistent times.

Today I did an alaskan shrekmantha to a pillow.

by BIG M23 February 15, 2022

Alaskan YMCA

A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow

Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA

by BIG M23 February 16, 2022

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022

Alaskan Firehole

When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.

“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”

by Raw the dawg April 1, 2022