kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia

guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;

me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)

by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025

fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021

Fruit loop

In which a person will pull the front of your shoe laces making the shoe uncomfortable, and tight. This makes the person have to untie their shoes and retire them.

“I’m gonna fruit loop your shoes”

by Amelia Wolf November 17, 2023

That’s fruit

A phrase made famous by the women of ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.’ Phrase meaning something is unexpectedly amazing and cool. Similar to old phrase ‘that slaps.’

*hears new artist’s awesome song* THAT’S FRUIT! (snaps)

*tries a delicious new meal* THAT’S FRUIT!

by bradley_bear June 1, 2025

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

Fruit cake

A gay orgie of old people

My grand parents had a fruit cake

last night

by Briannaawsome May 23, 2018