capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022

Gravy-boating

The act of putting a Yorkshire pudding over a person's face and pouring gravy over it. Northern English equivalent to water-boarding.

Shortly after the gravy-boating he divulged every detail.

by _Realdefinitions_ July 24, 2020

Steam Boat Billy

The exact moment when a player pays attention and blows your mind with excitement that causes you to explode

You did it! The Steam Boat Billy we wanted from you daddy

by MikoChe3ks September 18, 2022

Koter boat

A race car a boat a rock crawler and a bitchin ride all condensed in a dodge dakota

Hey did you see that koter boat?

by Tyler_spees May 28, 2019

BOAT

BOAT is and acronym for Bops Of All Time such as movies, songs, and media that deserve such praise.

"Damn Say It Ain't So is a BOAT"

by The machine that runs on vodka October 21, 2018