A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.
by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021
Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
by poopyman September 16, 2013
by 6969lol6969 April 17, 2014
The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.
by facepwn March 05, 2014
by Mcfluffin November 04, 2013
by plotonis May 25, 2017
1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.
2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'
3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'
3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023