pineapple heart

What you call a boy or a girl that keeps falling in love with anyone sweet

Jessica is crushing on another guy again, she's a real pineapple heart

by Pineapple Dood May 23, 2018

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021

paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.

Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.

by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022

Cold Hearted Kisser

Someone who has a cold heart but can illustrate his emotions to only a select audience of females

Jansen is such a cold hearted kisser

by BronzeSnail5801 September 12, 2021

Heart eyes

Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.

Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”

Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”

by Danniella_is_kewl October 10, 2019