helmet hair

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

by Die-lon January 6, 2008

rat hair

When chicks dont brush their hair or its just ugly. This is mostly referred to girls cause guys look hot sometimes with it.

person 1: wow, check that chicks hair. its so raty.
person 2: wow, but check out that guys rat hair, hes so hot.

by ashyo October 14, 2009

emo hair

One ugly haircut.
So ugly and sad, it´s a wonder that it dont cut itself...

A: Why is that kid crying?
B: Must be because of that ugly emo hair.
A: Look, he´s wrist are bleeding.
B: LOL! He should´ve cut his hair instead.
A: "Lolololol!"

by Smaxxored May 18, 2006

hair band

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

by Jordan July 14, 2004

public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

leg hair

Weird growths stemming from the legs of humans. Can be shaved or grown out.

Griselda, come braid my leg hair!

by SisterHolgaer April 18, 2021

hair soup.

The performance of oral sex, specifically on a female, while she's going through an "all natural" phase.

"My girlfriend has been listing to a lot of 70's music, so I guess you can say I've been eating a lot of hair soup."

by TheBearFromRama October 30, 2013