A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.
I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.
by mr juggly April 12, 2013
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Get the f'ed to the g mug.Euphemism for Ghetto Lane, it's when drivers use the right-turn lane to blast through intersections, passing drivers who were waiting their turn and often scaring the shit out of decent folks.
Child: Daddy, why did that loud hoopdie just pass us and run over than man on a bicycle?
Father: Well son, didn't you notice there was a G-Lane back there? That was the proper use of the G-Lane.
Child: OK daddy.
Father: Well son, didn't you notice there was a G-Lane back there? That was the proper use of the G-Lane.
Child: OK daddy.
by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014
Get the G-Lane mug.A man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul G is a dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly banter, and is never found without a Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed creepy by a lady or two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before dinner. Don't you think that's weird?"
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
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Get the g married mug.Mark: Yo christian, you enjoy that texan piledriver last night?
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.
by THEREALG69 April 1, 2015
Get the Christian-G mug.A Redneck G is a Southern hybrid of a half Country Boy, and half White Urban/Suburban Gangster. Most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy Hip Hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good Country upbringing.
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