zipper kiss

When one's penis or pubic hair gets caught in a zipper, and pinches.

"Oh man, I was just peeing so hardcore and when I finished, I got a zipper kiss."

by cadaverefiore July 26, 2012

Zipper Elves

Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)

Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)

by BoraBora83 November 4, 2013

zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021

Zipper Dick

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.

Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"

by zipsondeck February 14, 2022

rearside zipper

Derogatory term for a homosexual person, the metaphor being of course about anal sex, hence the position of the zipper (in the rear). Can be used either to talk about the person itself (see first example) or to point out a characteristic of said person (see second example)

First example :

Steve : Dude, check out the rearside zipper at the bar ! Gotta tell Andy, he needs to get some ass fast, the pillow partition is barely keeping him at bay these days...
Dave : Word, man, word.

Second example :

Kyle : Oh bro, I just spotted a major queer man !
Brian : Where ? Jesus ! The dude does have a major rearside zipper indeed !
Kyle : You know it !
(Homophobic and highly unethical high-five)

by Klisstoriss April 16, 2012

Compton zipper

Scar - often leading up the centre of the abdomen - from a spray of gunshots. Scar is in line with the zipper of the pants.

"Homie got shot right in the stomach."

"Did he die?"

"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."

by Crenshawn August 29, 2016

Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017