Zipper Fuck

Fucking somebody without expectations of dating, but with numbers and contact information being exchanged (making it different than a one night stand). Random sex for fun, but not having any regrets.

Last night I zipper fucked this guy....

by Lanen September 19, 2006

zipper gut

Word to describe mexican women that have way to many kids. Its been said they should have a zipper on thier stomach to make birth more easy.

:Miller:
Damn look at that Skin with all them kids.


:Sonny:
Yep just another fucking zipper gut.

by Sonny/Miller September 3, 2005

Zipper Kid

Usually a teenager,who wears baggy pants with lots of straps and zippers, often with a large T-shirt of their favorite band(s).Mistaken for a Goth all the time. Zipperkids wear lots of eyeliner, and are usually rebellious. Found in arcades, or stores like Hot topic.

WannaBe:"Hey where'd you get those pants?" Zipper kid:"Hot Topic."

by OttOtt August 4, 2006

zipper hoagies

When a male exposes his dong through the zipper of his jeans to a cock hungry indivdual. ~~}

Zipper hoagies...Today jim will be providing the community with zipper hoagies, limit 5 per customer.

by Homer D Powe May 7, 2010

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008