a angel a god even, with power of a thoudand seas, beautiful like a ancient egyptian cat, with a voice of sirens.
by hshagagahahaha November 23, 2021
Get the zheani mug.Zhongli is the God of Contracts who values fairness over everything else. He is the oldest archon and, despite his decision to retire, is able to still easily hold his own in combat.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021
Get the Zhongli mug.1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick
2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock
5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock
5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
by MyDadsoannoying February 1, 2022
Get the Zhongli mug.An individual who does his best to ensure that his friends feel involved in fun activities and keep their spirits up. A Zhann is unable to safely drive and damages many things while trying to be helpful. Due to his destructive nature he is unable to meet the status quo. He does his best to break/bend rules. A Zhann would be considered weird from a strangers point of view but is actually a great guy once you get to know him. A Zhann is awful when it comes to sex and cannot last longer than 2 minutes in bed.
Guy 1: "I was with a friend yesterday and he decided to set off a huge firework in a small complex"
Guy 2: "Oh you must have been with Zhann"
Guy 2: "Oh you must have been with Zhann"
by Cindybobimdi December 12, 2021
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very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.
"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line
by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022
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