a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, she has a strong and special character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Zhoan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. she is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met her. Men denied by her have also been known to become psycho
by the white cat November 22, 2021
Get the zhoan mug.this is a famous Genshin Impact ship that usually has Childe as the bottom we rarely see him as the top. Zhongli is mostly top for no reason the fandom probably likes it.
by sussynugget October 13, 2022
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Zhong Xina has the power to:
1. Become invisible
2. Speak Chinese
3. Farm Social Credits really fast (+100000 Social Credits 😎)
4. Bing Chilling 🍦🍦🍦🍦
Zhong Xina has the power to:
1. Become invisible
2. Speak Chinese
3. Farm Social Credits really fast (+100000 Social Credits 😎)
4. Bing Chilling 🍦🍦🍦🍦
Zhong Xina has beaten The Wok
Now The Wok is soon facing consequences due to losing all his social credits
Now The Wok is soon facing consequences due to losing all his social credits
by woolf🦊 January 6, 2022
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People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.
A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare
The Geo Archon's Arrival
Amen
People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.
A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare
The Geo Archon's Arrival
Amen
by Heh you thought huh nice try December 1, 2020
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Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.
It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.
Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.
It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.
Metaslave: “Bro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”
by Zhongslilcumrag January 16, 2021
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guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
by Hiadwer December 9, 2018
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