Zesty ASL

A phrase used to describe exceptionally good food. "ASL", of course, being a joke version of "ASF", though it really means American Sign Language. The phrase originated in Hartford, Vermont, and usually refers to school food.

"Bro this shit zesty ASL."

by ZestyASL001 February 24, 2023

zesty

nasty-ass canned jalapeno pepper slices

Zesty is commonly found on top of the "nachos" served by concessions stands at sporting events. "Nachos", for the purposes of this definition, is zesty atop edible-plastic "cheese" served from heaters by pushing a yellow button and waiting for the "cheese "food" " to cover the stale chips provided by the company running the concession.

So named due to the prominence of the word "ZESTY!" on the gigantic can from which the archetypal zesty originates. The real brand name of zesty is lost to history, and frankly, is irrelevant.

Emphatic is "zes-tay", or sometimes described by the effects of eating the zesty. See also: explosive diarrhea

Him: Need nachos with zesty!
Me: Regular zesty or two-hands-on-the-toilet-bowl zesty?

by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004

zesty

when someone is being rude, OD, out of line, or salty

What are you so zesty for?

by lachingadera May 12, 2017

Zesty Sausage

When a male puts BBQ(Barbecue) sauce on his penis and a female licks it off, then he puts hot sauce on it, covering the whole penis and the female devours the sauce.

"That woman likes his zesty sausage."

by Barrett 50.cal August 19, 2011

zesty

To describe something good, nice, etc.
Created by two kids from vlfinsta.

You're so zesty.
This lasagna is zesty.

by vlfinsta September 4, 2016

zesty

i think it means dirty

ewww you zestyyy

by narailley April 12, 2022

zesty zebra

Zesty zebra

Shitting all over a girls body and then rubbing it in like zebra stripes. Afterwards, lick it off.

I licked the zesty zebra right off my girl last night.

by anon3739 April 19, 2016