Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Your dad

Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.

Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.

by Quandalious Dinglenut October 13, 2022

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did

Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did

by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023

Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back

Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.

by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021