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Yo mama

A trending joke genre that originated from a YouTube channel...
Yo mama so STUPID, she sold her car for gas money!
by Simply Cringe April 2, 2017
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yo mama male

A "yo mama male" is defined as a male who generally gamers. They are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like the joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area. they are extremely rare, less than 1% of the population of males are yo mama males. if you encounter a yo mama male, an epic yo mama rap battle will ensue (like friday night funkin). or a joke competition.
BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."
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Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.
Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
by Swid January 12, 2006
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Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
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Punch Yo Mama

a descriptive term to declare something as the best or "totally awesome"
Maggie "Wanna go to Wendy's"
Brad "YEAH! That's punch yo mama close"

or

"Yo son, that taco is punch yo mama good!"
by Tits in the Face January 5, 2009
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Yo mama jokes

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.
"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015
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Yo mama

Something virgins say to each other because they have no good comebacks or insults.
Your mom gay lol.
Wanna know who I fucked? Yo mama
by Tais A Shark21 September 7, 2018
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