by Irnfcncncjdjdjdj October 19, 2020
Get the Adhesive is not done yet so it’smug. It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023
Get the It’s not Ogre yetmug. Hilarious film from 2005 starring Ice Cube looking after two children for his girlfriend.
This is one hell of a movie. The kind of scenes that makes you laugh your ass off at times, but it also makes you getting so emotionally involved in it, you almost break down in tears!
This is one hell of a movie. The kind of scenes that makes you laugh your ass off at times, but it also makes you getting so emotionally involved in it, you almost break down in tears!
by Emmy Emmett December 21, 2020
Get the are we there yet?mug. by Im gonna ZOINKS July 2, 2019
Get the Yetmug. by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021
Get the dont fall asleep yetmug. How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
Get the We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!mug. 