wtf 

Welcome To Facebook.

A fake alternate WTF acronym used in certain situations, such as when an adult asks you what it means and you don't want to get into trouble.

Mike's dad has friended him on Facebook.

Mike writes on his status, WTF?
Dad: What does WTF mean?
Mike: Welcome To Facebook.

wtf by violet84 November 16, 2010

wtf 

wtf normally means what the fuck?
But you can use any of the 5 w's in place of what.

Dude1: Yo dude2 man can hook me up wit that girl in your class?
dude 2: Wtf eueuuwwwwww why? She's so ugly.

ex 2: Dude im goind to the AMC later wanna come wit?

dude2: Wtf is the AMC.
In this example the w stands for where.

wtf by kidcanada101 June 27, 2004

wtf 

This is a place where emos and idiots whine about every little thing they can think of.

Emo-"Lets go to wtf!"
Normal Person- "No thanks."

wtf by Abizaga August 30, 2006

wtf 

stands fer the common known "what the fuck"

Abby:Chalalalalal
Tay:WTF?!?!?!
Abby:No. NOT the fuck
Tay: ?

wtf by emoemoduk666 August 26, 2007

WTF 

Waffles Together Forever

Waffler #1: WTF <3

Waffler #2: :D

WTF by sexywafflersfriend July 30, 2010

wtf 

Commonly means "what the fuck?" or "why the fuck?" or even sometimes "who the fuck?"

"wtf are there so many entries?" One would suffice... attention whores.

wtf by mulanrooge December 28, 2005

wtf 

What god said when he made you.

God: ..and i'll call them humans ... WTF!

wtf by Fiftycopper August 18, 2007