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wristing and fisting

When someone has two drinks, one in their hand and another supported by the same hand's wrist.

Allows someone who is double fisting to continue to hold two drinks while freeing up their other hand.

While someone is wristing and fisting, they can enjoy two drinks wherever they are, while having the convenience of having a free hand.
Im going to wrist and fist so I can smoke a cigarette.

I want to enjoy my coke and my coffee while changing the channels.

I had a mixer and a beer in my hands but wanted to play darts so I'm wristing and fisting.
by Sadie and Tom April 27, 2011
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dick wittington

1. A character in a children's book who has a oversized satchel. 2.a large penis.
1. Dick wittington strolled along the road and met a horny pornstar. He let her lick his sick wittington and he cummed in her mouth
by Ryan_is_awesome April 16, 2014
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writing

The act of writing Graffitti
"we went out writing last night"
by WsA_Mike December 27, 2007
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writingness

An overwhelming plethora of writing inconceivable to the human mind.
I am halfway done the this crazy writingness that is due on Friday.
by heyyouismyname August 16, 2010
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writing a god damn check

Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.
My friend yells writing a god damn check.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
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Writing

Ooooh it IS hard work that I’m doing here!
Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
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