Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.

"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."

by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014

Wizard Cabbage

Marijuana

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Douche Wizard

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.

After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.

by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009

Piss Wizard

Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.

Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard

That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election

by VioletSkye April 21, 2013

wizard rock

A genre of music that is based solely around J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. The movement started with the band Harry and the Potters, and branched out from there. The goal of wizard rock is to express the love for J.K. Rowling's books through music.

You can find wizard rock bands such as Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, and The Whomping Willows on Myspace.

by the killer kel-a! December 9, 2005

Pretty Wizard

An 80's term used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, rad, cool, etc.

You have to admit, that was pretty wizard!

by That 80's Kid! May 16, 2016