Wheeler

The act of receiving sex in the oral fashion while the male counterpart is confined to a wheelchair.

Mikey totally got a wheeler from Katie last night.

by Dr. Mantis Tobbogan November 17, 2013

Wuhan Wheeze

Another name for "The coof", The "Shanghai Shingles" or formally known as COVID-19.

Billy thought it was all a scamdemic until he caught the Wuhan Wheeze.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 2, 2020

Wagon Wheeled

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.

by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011

wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020

wheezechopper

If your friends say a really funny thing and you don’t know what to reply with, just say “Wow that was a real wheezechopper!”

Another definition is: Say your friends say something unfunny, for example, “that’s what she said” say “shut up you wheezechopper”

My friend said a really unfunny thing today, they sure are a wheezechopper.

by 1264859505847272 May 23, 2022

Wheeker

An ethnic slur used against guinea pigs, named after a sound that they make while excited or hungry.

Those wheekers are so goddamn cute

by SarahTheRat July 16, 2023

Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 8, 2015