a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.
Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.
That dude is huge, definitely market weight.
That dude is huge, definitely market weight.
by AK sparky May 19, 2008
Get the market weightmug. similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.
"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
by bambilovestoparty December 9, 2009
Get the Expiration Weightmug. the maximum maintainable weight an illegal immigrant can sustain and still make an illusive escape from immigration.
"Pedro, you're living dangerously eating all those tortillas. You're not going to be able to make border weight."
by Petey D12 May 17, 2014
Get the Border Weightmug. by Grand Blanc January 3, 2010
Get the jack weightmug. someone who is under 150 pounds. basically you're vulnerable to people who weigh much more than you since their strength and weight is likely to overpower anyone who is under 150 pounds.
Guy 1: bro how much do you weigh?
Guy 2: About 134 pounds bro.
Guy 1: bro you're so light, literally any gym bro can bench press your body. you're a victim weight
Guy 2: About 134 pounds bro.
Guy 1: bro you're so light, literally any gym bro can bench press your body. you're a victim weight
by urbandictionaryteacher January 26, 2023
Get the victim weightmug. The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.
Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.
Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.
Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.
by Daniel Jakubek November 29, 2006
Get the housewife weightmug. by Drifter4 January 15, 2008
Get the paper weightsmug.