James Weaver

Below-average English teacher scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for ways to waste time.

Wow, my English teacher James Weaver sure does like watching Pokemon on the projector instead of doing work.

by Javascript's my babe May 30, 2019

Basket Weaver

A citizen or someone of the country of Peru. AKA Julio Mendoza

Julio, shut the fuck up you basket weaver. i dont give a damn how hot your hair is!

by Malcolm Malobolabo October 4, 2004

Mr. Weaver

One whom has extremely good comedic timing. Is an untellingly intelligent person, sometimes bordering on being a nerd. A very loyal friend, and a naturally loving person.

That comedian at the club last night was a total Mr. Weaver!

Dude, stop trying to be a Mr. Weaver, you just can't.

by Sage of the Silent Forest October 31, 2009

Zion Weaver

A small jewish boy who has a tiny pecker,he likes to take it in the ass, and smokes a lot of weed with his gay boyfriends from san fransico. He takes freshies all day while doing DP # 2.

that zion weaver is so freshie

by zion weaver January 1, 2012

Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

savanna weaver

A beautiful amazing girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Loves to play roller derby also has a friend with a new puppy

Savanna weaver is so good at what she does

by Krazyscooterkid August 5, 2015

Cunt Weaver

What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.

Hey I will have you know I am a full time cunt weaver.

by Kitty meow36 October 11, 2016