warped tour

1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.

2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.

Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."

Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"

by Junk28 November 20, 2007

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wapple

a person who eats anything that comes out of his or her body.

Logan: I eat every thing that comes out of my body.
Torey: you are such a wapple.

by torra borra May 18, 2004

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WarPlay

WarPlay, Noun - African American rapper from Goldmic.com who although appears to be black, is infact a caucasian male. Although his Usher on Steroids like exterior, he is a soft chewy WHITE marshmellow on the inside.

"WarPlay crip walks to slipknot, what a fucking honkey"

by www.GhostSquad.com July 28, 2005

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warpie

A young and/or contemporary person dressing and acting as if they were hippies living in the 1960s and 70s, thus they are hippies living in a time warp. Not to be confused with "trekkie".

Generally, "warpies" are male or groups of both genders, and "warpie chicks" are female.

"Did you see the warpies with their beads, ponytails and bellbottoms?".

by ksmanning June 27, 2009

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warpedtourge

sexual relations revolving around dates of the Warped Tour. refers to casual hookups while people from different cities are brought together for this whore scenefest.

bongslut: "hai i'll b@warped tmrw, txt 9105558578 if ur dwn 4 warpedtourges"

by Stuart DBDD July 22, 2009

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