a warm body

a somewhat random person you use to "keep you warm" even though you are really interested in someone else. While touching or kissing the "warm body" you think of the person you actually want.

Steve used Stacey as a warm body last night because Lilly was ignoring him.

Stacey was mad when she found out she was Steve's warm body because she thought she deserved more respect.

by Feather333 November 3, 2013

warm jill

A ‘Warm Jill’ is the act of pooping in your fathers tube sock and pummeling your partner like you’re Indiana Jones in the last crusade. If you had recently eaten a Baby Ruth and one of the peanuts rips a hole through the sock, contacting the skin, then you have proven yourself as a gifted individual and Jill would be proud.

Brecky got me what I wanted for my bar mitzvah, so I waited till she fell asleep and treated her to a warm jill.

by breckymcpooperson July 17, 2010

Warm Karl

When you shit in a sock and beat someone with it.

My boss pissed me off so much, I had to give him a warm karl.

by Missmelrocks March 28, 2012

Warm Karl

The act of defecating on another's forehead with only a piece of cling wrap separating the feces from the forehead. Similar to the hot karl and the cold karl.

Judy asked to receive a warm karl from Hank because she didn't want to get her forehead messy.

by Schnizzle October 14, 2003

Warm Carl

A guy takes a dump on a woman while she is covered by plastic wrap as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Cold Carl."

by Deuce September 24, 2003

warm cut

a route chosen, often in winter, that leads through heated buildings to escape intense cold, snow and other winter weather. Similar to a short-cut but does not usually reduce travel time, in fact, if often increases the length of the trip.

Person 1: It is so cold out and we still have half of campus to cross.

Person 2: Don't worry man, let's hang a left and take the warm cut through the library.

by vanhoved_10 June 23, 2009

warm cloud

Taking a huge hit of a number of drugs that contain smoke. Then with your lips loose around ones penis go all the way to base of the penis and blow all smoke out onto penis. Suck for a few moments after. Repeat as needed.

Becky loves to give Tommy warm clouds after every hit she takes.

by Zaddy4Life! June 28, 2017