Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

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Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.

Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.

by That High school dictionary November 01, 2022

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Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy

I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying

by SlattPack May 08, 2024

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wanky banky

when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate

"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"

by Xjennaxjarboex January 13, 2014

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Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 06, 2022

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