Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon.
by Billbo T. Baggins February 18, 2011
"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.
"Bally what you bin up too?"
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"
"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"
"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.
by WhittleseyRob May 10, 2007
When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.
by gingerscanlickmyballs October 21, 2010
Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.
What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.
What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!
by Sammiisprkl May 04, 2010
by Beat Cheeks November 20, 2010
The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
by Stuart_Fraser April 25, 2007
smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin
by harley January 04, 2004