Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon.
by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.
"Bally what you bin up too?"
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"
"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"
"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.
by WhittleseyRob May 25, 2007

When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.
by gingerscanlickmyballs October 21, 2010

Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.
What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.
What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!
by Sammiisprkl May 3, 2010

by Beat Cheeks November 22, 2010

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
by Stuart_Fraser May 3, 2007

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin
by harley January 4, 2004
