Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

Site Visit

A secret meetup of heterosexual men who engage in rigorous sexual behavior with each other. The term was coined during the Richard Nixon era where bi-curious men could experiment with each other.

Tim: Hey guys, site visit today?

Jonathan: Hell yeah!

Ned: Can’t today lads, will be playing euro truck simulator all day.

by JoshuaSam_420 November 20, 2022

PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES

when an OUTSIDE PEDOPHILE falls in love with the white inside.

Do you realize as look how good looking DYLAN O' CONNOR that STANFORD LUCILE PACKARD'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL PEDOPHILE PEDIATRICIAN is and I am hoping they allow him CONJUGAL VISITS as I can make his days better if he is in the tank as ANAL ALAN can give him good RIM JOBS and lots of other loving then he would ask , WHO ARE YOU? , another PEDOPHILE but I am an OUTSIDER , HOW COME, that is what STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK. THE one I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED was askingGRIPING ABOUT , oh anyway you can be my PEDIATRICIAN let's play DOCTOR but make sure they let me out of here after our HOT SEX as this can be a LURE as afterall remember we are PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES plus you are DR. O'CONNOR giving me quality health care as lots of kisses everywhere to you as I may add THANKS FOR CUMMING as who said thst BURT or BERT at thatvCHILDREN'S WORKSHOP where I have my work cutout for me. By the way , DO YOU EAT SHIT? as that if you don't you will find out YOU HAVE TO as that is a PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 20, 2022

visit from the boxing genie

Concussion or confusion caused from or by many blows to head.

That guy looks like he's had a little visit from the boxing genie.

by Dandyboystandy May 29, 2022

Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period

She got her period last night but it’s cool, I just did the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

by foodie420 March 9, 2022

conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.

As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024