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Virginia

First of all, 12 year olds like the kid above me make us look bad, (trust me, he's an exception to the rule). Virginia contains a wealth of history, especially in the eastern part of the state. In Norfolk we house the largest naval base in the world, which unfortunately, makes us the biggest nuclear strike target in the world. The military is the key economic factor in the eastern part of the state. They've tried to clean up the resort area in VA Beach, with limited success. "Decent" surf is brought to our shores in the winter time, stomach-chest high on a good day. I wouldn't recommend going past Richmond unless you'll be staying on the interstate, God only knows what goes on there. In summary, it's a hell of a lot better than Indiana.
Contrary to popular belief, Virginia is not pronounced like "vagina."
by Jack June 21, 2004
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Wytheville Virginia

The town that drains you of your will to live until you forget your previous life and become another close-minded and unbelievably idiotic resident of Southwest VA. The hills close you in. There is no escape.
newcomer: "did you hear in the news about the upheaval in Libya?"
resident of 2 yrs: "no, i don't care about stupid stuff like that in the outside world... i live in Wytheville Virginia!"
by thehillshaveeyes December 14, 2011
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southern virginia

where the real south begins a place where people don't try to hide there country accent and accept where they from and proud of it.
by va kid June 15, 2007
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Virginia Woolf

Famous modernist woman writer who combined amazingly astute critical insights with 'moments of being' of superb poetic beauty. Born Virginia Stephen, married Leonard Woolf. Commonly associated with the Bloomsbury group. Sister of Vanessa Bell (formerly Vanessa Stephen), also famous -- post-impressionist painter. Related to Thackeray and a bunch of other famous folks. Friends with lots of famous writers: Lytton Stratchey, T.S. Eliot, etc. Had an affair with Vita Sackville-West. Quite well known for her feminism. Wrote a lot of essays, a fair number of novels and a number of short stories. Extensive scholarship has been done on Woolf, as with most 'modernist' writers. Witty and eccentric, rather bitchy at times. Had bouts of depression -- scholars have written on things like manic depression and her works, etc. Killed herself -- drowning -- on 28 March 1941, aged 59.

Set up the very successful Hogarth Press with her husband (eventually owned by Random House!). Printed a variety of important and interesting texts, including Freud's works and The Wasteland.

Often abused by pretentious poseurs who namedrop. Also hated by undergraduates who were dealt out bad grades because of her. Misunderstood by aforementioned pretentious poseurs who insist on looking starry-eyed while setting up shrines to her, thus ostentatiously displaying their profound understanding of 'the poetic temperament' and incredible appreciation for the lyrical quality of her works.
Pretentious Poseur: Do you know Virginia Woolf? No? She's like one of the coolest writers around, dude. I can feel her pain man. Life is pain. I want to drown myself too.

English Professor: E.M. Forster wrote that Woolf's weakness as a writer is her inability to get out of character. Consider the possible role of dialectic in Woolf's works with respect to the relevance of a revisioning of the concept of realism in the wake of World War I.

Bitter Undergraduate: Did you know that Woolf caused my GPA to drop by 0.5? I hate these stupid difficult writers who make no sense.
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Virginarian

A Virginarian is an individual who practices the fine art of having sex with only Virgins.
"That dude totally decided to become a Virginarian....He's done with Roast Beef sandwiches...if you catch my drift"

"I'm a Virginarian because I don't trust guys who aren't Virgins"
by Kiiiitty! February 25, 2010
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Virgintarien

n. One who only engages in sexual intercourse with virgins.
Woman: Hey baby, ever tried sex before? I'll show you the works, don't worry I'm experienced.
Virgintarien: In that case, I'm going to have to decline, I'm a strict virgintarien.
by BeAnBeAndood September 6, 2010
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Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019
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