(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face

Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."

by CB1703 March 3, 2009

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by not Kevin May 31, 2006

Ventithebardscvm

Of unknown origin, actively has a pisskink and a degrading kink.

People tremble in fear when they hear his name.

“Hey, did you hear about that time Ventithebardscvm commented ‘piss on me’ on a video?”
“Yeah bro, that’s scary.”

by Bartoba.s February 28, 2022

VENIS/ NEMO

The first acronym refers to 'very erotic, non-intrusive sex', a method created by sexperts to make use of every move, touch and whisper to highten sexual orgasm without penetration!
The second one is short for 'non-ejaculatory, multiple orgasm', for 'preemies', or as you might already know it men who suffer from 'pre-ejaculate' (PE) disorder.

Both techniques are useful for ESO (extended sexual orgasm), which itself is synonym for 'moregasm'/ 'longasm'/ 'maxigasm'/ slowie... as VENIS is also synonym for what is known as 'dry orgasm', or 'braingasm' and NEMO, for 'bigasm'!

VENIS/ NEMO are products of the 'genital movement' of the early 90s!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

vending machine dance

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion

While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.

by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009