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Sealed Venting

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023
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vent mail

Email or snail mail that's purpose is for venting some steam.
My sister sent me vent mail after her husband called her chubby.
by mellymel103 March 30, 2010
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Jodi's Vent

A sewer vent by the interstate that smells like my wife's farts.
Jodi's Vent is quite foul tonight, innit?
by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
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Greater Venting Crewmate

An uncommon species that has been seen on the planet Polus, but has also been known to stow away on airships and hide in space stations and the Amogus Headquarters. Keeps its venting secret. Its main food source is the tears of dead Lesser Task-Doing Crewmates, not to be confused with Lesser Task-Faking Crewmates. It seems to pretend to be one of its food source, and then it seems to kill them when nobody is watching. Its weakness is lava, asphyxiation, G-force, and being found out to be the Imposter. Mating ritual: killing its mate before they can have children. Very inefficient.
I'm totally not a Greater Venting Crewmate!!!!
by EmogusalDamager November 22, 2022
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Truck Vent

When your doing anal and the girl queefs on your balls, causing them to sway back and forth from the air flow.
That "Truck Vent" felt weird
by republic of africa January 9, 2020
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Vent Chat Dick

A huge dick who keeps talking about serious shit (ie: cancer, death, suicide, 9/11) on the general chat on Discord, or someone who vents their negative emotions outside the discord vent channel. Also applies to people who are extremely negative and only talk about stuff that should go in vent chat and not general, but do it in general anyway.
Emma: Let's just chill on Discord!
Mark: *talks about XXXTentacion's death and gets into the gory details but knows this is a general chat and he hated Tentacion*
Emma: *crying* You are being such... a vent chat dick!
by kittenbunny65 May 29, 2021
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Dusty vent

Dusty vent// slang

To inhale a inhaler while you have cum in your mouth.
This one time , this nerdy girl, after giving me head used a dusty vent. And I knew she will be my wife
by Tle3 September 23, 2023
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