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Vegetarian

A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.
Person A: "Want a hambuger?"
Person B: "Nah, I'm a vegetarian."
by literatehuman May 8, 2010
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Vegetarian

Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.

Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.

Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
by Humans are meat February 15, 2010
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Vegetarian

Having similar qualities as a person who is attracted to individuals of the same gender.
Dylan: Randy just said he would rather be in the room with all guys.
Alan: That's so vegetarian...
by Michael F'ing Awesome April 29, 2008
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Vegetarian

The worst lifestyle anyone could possibly choose.

They typically go by the term "asshole" because of the shitty "too good for you" attitude they carry around in that tiny dick.

Being vegetarian causes ones dick to commonly shrink, being unattractive. Vegetarian females tend to have a bushy pussy also very unattractive and causes their breasts and ass to flatten.
Zoe: umm is there a vegetarian option?
Meat eaters: suck it up it's just a cow
Zoe: meat is murder!
Meat eaters: stfu bitch, nobody loves you
by Load.... November 8, 2019
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vegetarians

woah though people are vegetarians
by cheer4rhams101 November 15, 2007
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Vegetarian

Someone who believes that the only cost of raising food is land area.

When the simple truth is you can apply more labor, machines and chemicals to plant farming per area than to ranching animals because plants are less "alive" or sensitive. But that does not mean more effective unless you are planning to populate every possible square inch of the Earth with humans. Doesn't that objection to being raised in dense confinement and on restricted diet apply to people as well as animals?
First vegetarians forget organic farming is dependent on animal ranching for fertilizer. Human waste alone would be diminishing returns.

Vegetarians forget to mention that 3rd world farmers can ranch meat animals by simply turning them loose on any land with any plants and gather them up when ready to harvest. The labor is limited to protecting from theft, predators, and occasional birth assistance. No machines or chemicals required.

Vegetarians lie and describe the cost of farming as if plant farmers are only gatherers of wild produce. Real vegetable farming requires a lot more labor in tilling soil, gathering, and storage plus pest and weed control than animal ranching.

Vegetarians "forget" to mention that a lot less land area is suitable for human edible plant farming than animal farming. And the sea is almost zero directly human edible plants. Animals can eat many plants humans cannot.

On a modern scale grains and vegetable are far more machinery and cash intensive than raising animals for meat even when divided among the people that can be fed -- assuming that you do not restrict the amount of land and water the rancher can use.
by Al Gore Killer February 9, 2010
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vegetarians

vegetariansthey are just people that make meat eaters feel bad about what they eat and they worship peta and they make commercial with hot ass chick which doesnt really help it only makes you more hornier. they make you feel responsible about eating meat note you are not responsible your undirectibly unresponsible its not like you killed the cow your self eat and they donate money to websites to peta and whatnot dnt give in to vegetarians
vegetarian kid "dnt eat meat ur reaponsible become vegetarian"
meat eater "stupid cunt is he supposed to make us feel bad and expect us to throw away our burgers fucking vegetarians"
by relentless™ April 2, 2009
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