by -W. June 11, 2014
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When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just attended a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving where the vegan host repeatedly extolled the virtues and joys of being vegan, while not permitting any non vegan food in the home (despite non vegan food being permitted on any other day), where they served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to a room full of known and committed carnivores.
by footrageous November 30, 2021
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ˌɒpətjʊˈnɪstɪk ˈviːgən
n. an individual who is a vegan only when the circumstance is favorable to doing so
n. an individual who is a vegan only when the circumstance is favorable to doing so
Andrew: Mike! Why are you eating those buffalo wings! I thought you were a vegan...
Mike: #YOLO
Kevin: He's an opportunistic vegan.
Mike: #YOLO
Kevin: He's an opportunistic vegan.
by C@RN1v0R3 July 28, 2013
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Another beautiful night here in P-Vegas
by Pioneer Peter October 16, 2022
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Guy: "Yeah I'm kinda busy wandering the Mojave Wasteland on Fallout: New Vegas."
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