vanallen

A flaming metrosexual male that resembles a sassmouth female wearing ass-tight blue jeans. Who would have sex with Tom Brady for a fifth of jack.

Hey did you see that dude in the tight ass pants? God what a fuckin VanAllen!!!

by phillup macrevis January 17, 2008

Vanarith

A small hating (hater) individual with alot of energy and always goes hard.

Individual that doesnt go hard-Yo vanarith you gonna hit the spot?
Vanarith-FUCK YEAH IM GOING TO HIT IT CUZ I GO HARD!!!

by Individual that doesnt go hard October 7, 2012

Vanarial Death Grip

What you get from tricks and hoes from different area codes. Symptoms include slutty clothing, excessive makeup, grinding one's ass into or around another's genital regions, and the need to listen to shitty mainstream mtv rap. Usually found on the dancefloor af any downtown-area club.

Paris Hilton/Tara Reid/Lindsey Lohan wannabe's all have a huge case of Vanarial Death Grip.

by Chris Walsh November 5, 2005

Vanarial Grapefruit

1)When a man has elephantitis of the testicles and they become the size of a grapefruit.

2)When a man gets laid a lot and people blame it on his 'Vanarial Grapefruit's.

Dude that guy has got some 'Vanarial Grapefruit'.

by negroshima January 27, 2007

Vanjie

A gay guy who would have nothing to say if sex or RuPaul didn’t exist.

A vacant personality filled with lowbrow gay culture.

I swear, if this vanjie yells Yaaasssss in my ear for no reason one more time.

All these vanjies show up for brunch and just share other people’s memes and dick pics.

I mentioned Molière‘s The Misanthrope , and that vanjie just blinked and did a tongue pop.

by Nobodyreally May 22, 2018

Vanjebber

From the Dutch 'of Jebber' a mythical city a cross between Bedlam lunatic asylum and the Biblical Tower of Babel whose citizens utter endless streams of mindless senseless babble.

Vanjebber (v):

To spout garbage in a manic irrational manner. To gabble.

'She did nothing but Vanjebber all night

Vanjebber (n)

'Look at that Vanjebber talking shit again'

by Tabatit July 5, 2008

Vanalism

the act of vandalizing someones anus

the eight men took turns commiting vanalism on the girl

by ling bree long February 5, 2010