vampire tea bag

a freshly used bloody tampon

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005

tantric vampire

Tantric Vampires are like normal vampires, but they feed off of sexual energies of a willing donor. They have human feelings, are very empathic and can easily relate to their prey. They sometimes enter romantic relationships with their prey and can mate for life.

The demonic succubus Domme had a sex harem consisting of other succubi, incubi and even a few tantric vampires.

by Subby Vicky February 13, 2019

Vampire Academy

The Best Book Ever- About a girl called Rose Hathaway

1: Did you read the newest Vampire Academy book?
2: Yeah, VA rocks!

by amoami November 6, 2010

vampire's teabag

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire friend

someone who is only your friend at night because during the day he/she is with his/her (most likely asian) significant other with a ball and chain attached to their crotch.

tycho: "hey where's that douche aaron?"
erik: "i don't know, he's such a vampire friend. we only see him at night!"

by ERIKTYCHO May 10, 2010

help vampire

A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help."

helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.

by jeremyfifty9 September 7, 2013

vampire years

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.

Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.

by Pelican Man November 6, 2014