magical vacuum 

When you suck a fart out of a girls ass and hold it in like a bong hit

Yo man last night I magical vacuumed demi alll night!

magical vacuum by Slipperyshinyseal September 1, 2017

Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.

Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.

Alaskan Vacuum by BouncedMrhappy April 22, 2011

Word Vacuum 

When you instantly regret saying something as soon as the words leave your mouth. Usually something that sounds unintentionally dirty, or just something you wish you hadn't said aloud. The tone in your voice changes halfway through the sentence as soon as you realize what you're saying. You wish you could just suck the words back into your mouth - like a vacuum.

Leafs announcer (after a hit) - "And that was two big bodies banging!"
You at home - "Woah, that was a word vacuum."

Word Vacuum by Jin K. Toner May 15, 2013

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner 

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey

-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010

scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.

Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!

scottish vacuum of charm by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008

reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.

Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!

reverse vacuum cleaner by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011

Rooster Vacuum 

Another way of saying Cock Sucker.

Man Ms. Balm is a total rooster vacuum.

Rooster Vacuum by L. Prozin June 10, 2009