The Utah Switch

When two married men swap wives for a night. While normally sexual in nature, this act can be completed in order to make others jealous, bake navaho tacos, fry a Utah scone, or simply do his laundry like a boss!

Hey Brigham, let's do the Utah Switch tonight with Emma and Sariah.

by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016

utah smasher

When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.

1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."

by Utah_Smasher February 15, 2018

utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole

I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!

by Orthoanon July 09, 2022

Utah Breeze

A variation of the Texas Breeze, which is used to cool off the crotch. The Utah Breeze is done by firing a hairdryer up through the pant leg of your shorts, which effectively cools/drys your crotch ‘n crack. Pair it with the Idaho Breeze for a great time.

“I don’t have enough time to shower, I’ll just cool off with a few minutes of Utah Breeze!”

by Southern Jelly April 17, 2023

Utah box

When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.

I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.

by polypubes October 06, 2016

Draper Utah

See: Hell.

A miserable place where locals do nothing but drink Mountain Dew and play COD.

Mom: If you don't eat your vegetables we're moving to Draper Utah.

Kid stuffs face with veggies.

by tacodrums April 20, 2011

Utah Snowcone

Using one woman to create a swirl of man goo on another, like a snowcone.

Dude, that chick totally utah snowconed that bitch.

by itwasthatguy August 29, 2009