Useless

Miserable Slump.

Miserable Slump is useless

by Aether20115 April 20, 2022

Useless

You.

You are so useless

by Nobody cares June 9, 2023

Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by generichandle32 July 24, 2023

useless

When a person in your family or friend group pretends to know how to do something and instead makes a complete clusterfuck out the situation pretending it wasn't them.

Jim: Hey, did you see Dan last night try to make cocktails? That was pretty useless.
Mark: Yeah, too bad Bob got explosive diarrhea afterwards.

by uselessdictionary August 28, 2023

r/useless

a reddit tag (mostly used on youtube) to describe someone as useless, or what they do is not helpful.

username 1: does anybody know how to put up LED lights?
username 2: no
username 1: r/useless

by daddysunbaenim March 18, 2021

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

Juiceless is useless

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved

Rasa juiceless is useless let’s change the topic

by Adev May 17, 2023