Usainable

to move fast or to be fast

time moves usainable

that girl is usainable

by mis2anonmius March 28, 2015

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We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested

...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.

"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"

by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013

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UMaine

-A shithole college in the middle of nowhere. Half of the people who managed to get through Maine's sub par school system and were just good enough to avoid ending up in Husson (I.e. not smoke enough pot) attend UMaine because they are TOOLBAGS. You can identify a UMaine student if they either: A.) are wearing way too much Blackbear merchandise (sweatpants, hoodie, flip flops, etc.) B.) Think it's awesome being an "Undecided" major. C.) are stoked to go back to their podunk hometowns and work at the local textile mill and vote Republican for the rest of their lives. And finally D (That's the letter that gets you a degree at UMaine) : use the excuse "I went here because I couldn't afford any other school".

"Dude, you see that guy with the tilted blue cap, gray hoodie, and baggy sweatpants buying dip at the convenience store today, he's a UMaine student... If I were him i'd off myself."

"They're doing some more budget cuts at UMaine, the cafeteria food not only gives you diarrhea but now it looks like Alpo."

"Oh, so you're majoring in Journalism/Business Education/ Philosophy at UMaine? I heard Irving has an opening for you when you graduate..."

by IllicIlluc January 24, 2010

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Usana

Usana is a health and nutrition company that produces pharmaceutical grade nutritionals and is the only FDA-Registered supplement, is in the PDR, and has a permanent sponsorship with the WTA. Usana utilizes a network marketing system that is not MLM, but is merely designed for the average person to become successful. Usana associates consist of people from all different age groups. Many younger associates in California have reached success, leading many to believe that Usana associates consist of only people in their late teens and early 20s. Small-minded people often go out of their way to speak ill of Usana because they have nothing better to do with their lives.

Jim: Hey man, so you get a summer job yet?

Todd: No, but I got a business.
Jim: Cool! What company?

Todd: At Usana! Wow they really changed my life! you should definitely come check it out.
Jim: Really? Sure i'll try it out.

After seeing the company...

Todd: So you've seen the company and you've seen the product. Are you ready to get started?
Jim: I dunno, I have to pay money up front to work here?
Todd: No, you pay for products. You don't have to, but in order to be ethical, you might as well know what you're selling.
Jim: I dunno dude, apparently money is not an issue when you have a job, but I can't afford a $400 tax write-off. I can, however, afford cigarettes and video games.
Todd: Well if you really want to get started, I can help you find a way.
Jim: Hell no, fuck you, Usana is a scam.

3 years later..

Todd: Hey Jim, how's life going?
Jim: It's ok. I used to work at Border's, but they shut down, so now I'm working at McDonald's. I'm kind of struggling with rent right now and my girlfriend dumped me because I can't take her out anymore. How about you?
Todd: Aw, sorry to hear that. For me, money is no longer an issue because I recently achieved the option to retire thanks to Usana.
Jim: Really? Maybe it's not a scam. Can I join now?
Todd: I'll think about it.

by usna1 July 13, 2011

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