Unkel

Unkel is the definition of incompetence. Unlike the common species of uncle that gets drunk and humors you at holiday parties, this type of Unkel is far more sinister. Created by Major League Soccer, "the Unkel" is capable of an unwarranted red card or game altering penalty kick at any time. No MLS team is safe and no fan base is ever comfortable when an Unkel roams the pitch.

Our team outplayed the opponent for the entirety of this game, if it wasn't for the Unkel we would have won!

by lorddunn August 21, 2018

unknownst

Unknownst is the portmanteau of unknown, and unbeknownst created by The David Pakman Show producer Pat Ford at the end of the October 30, 2018 Bonus Show.

A Walmart employee came over, put in the card for them and unknownst to the blind couple put in $40 for cash back.

by dibarnu October 30, 2018

Unkidnappable

A person or being whom is so gigantically huge in stature, and/or so morbidly obese they cannot be kidnapped; therefore making them unkidnappable.

"Yo Tom, this shawty is thicca that a 500lb bowl of oatmeal, she's unkidnappable!"

by VillainousVixen June 4, 2020

Unknown_Bastard [DxU]

They are a paper bag lawyer, they will defend you no matter what, they still defended me even if i ran over 18 kids
they are a amazing person.
Their origin's are unknown
Unknown_Bastard DxU....legend

Damn that paper bag lawyer is good
They sure are
Unknown_Bastard DxU is a good lawyer

by RossThedisciple November 3, 2020

Unknown P

Absolute G part of the mandem clan.

Madlad: How many times has Unknown P bunked off Latin to run man down in Clapham?
Madlad 2: Many times.

by KoolKid1327 August 6, 2021

UNKALUNG

An UNKALUNG is a long lost species, hunted to extinction by power-hungry 2b2t players.

The UNKALUNG race is so interesting!

by UNKALUNG November 22, 2021

Unknown rizz

Rizz so pure and primal that it can't be classified or its origins, traced. This is the most ultimate form of rizz.

She was born with unknown rizz.

by Dr_Row May 28, 2023