1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.
2. A really unattractive person.
2. A really unattractive person.
1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.
2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005
Billy: Where I come from is a United Queendom, since bumming each other is encouraged to foster unity and prevent wars!
by Doddi October 04, 2007
a unit for measuring beauty in comparison to absolute perfection which is one allison-unit. also known as an "a-unit"
by stinkypuppy September 24, 2007
A crew of ugly fat virgins who live in their mom's basements. There lineup consists of a fat man with herpes on mental disability- a fat 36 year old virgin from texas and a whore mother.
They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.
They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.
by Siamese. January 28, 2009
Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
by WeAreLOL April 10, 2017
1. a wet noodle.
3. An international organization. they own an office building in New York and they're about as productive as Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch.
3. An international organization. they own an office building in New York and they're about as productive as Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch.
1. The bus hit the small child as if it were a united nations.
3. The United Nations doesnt do shit.
3. The United Nations doesnt do shit.
by blindchicken11 June 01, 2010
Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"
Or
"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"
Or
"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017