Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.

Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.

by RJRG April 1, 2017

undercase

similar to lowercase but only when a letter should be uppercase, and its not

when a letter that should be uppercase but is instead written with lowercase

person 1: "i'm going to the masters today"

eng. teach: you mean, "I'm going to the Masters today?"

person 1: nope... all undercase

by dvbowk April 28, 2011

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

tickle the undercarriage

sexually stimulate a woman by inserting ones fingers into her vagina and rubbing the clitoris for pleasure

Tim reached up Toyna's skirt tickled her undercarriage during the school dance.

by Pete April 13, 2004

Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.

Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?

by MartiniMic April 25, 2011

Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercut

It is where he Pussy get over loaded and shuts off and no more love time.

When I Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercutted her she wasn't moving right.

by Big Daddy tells facks October 14, 2020